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[blacksky]

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[oorah]

those kids eat you alive yet?

[blacksky]

I've faced down armies on my own. Do you really think children scare me?

[SHE HAS A PLAN, BUT PLEASE SEND HELP.]

[oorah]

i didn't think so until you compared them to ninja armies

[blacksky]

I may be unfamiliar with them. Would it be insensitive to ask for your perspective on how to deal with children?

[Normally she wouldn't care what anyone thinks, but then he had to go treating her like a person. Really rude of him tbh.]

[oorah]

just think of them like little adults. they're really not that different.

[blacksky]

I don't get along with adults. I assume that I'm supposed to get along with them. How do I manage that?

[oorah]

okay they're like adults except without all the learned bullshit. just give them a chance, i bet they'll surprise you.

[blacksky]

I will. What's the worst that could happen? They really do eat me alive?

[oorah]

highly unlikely though the way things are going recently who knows

[blacksky]

My arrival apparently made things more entertaining than usual. Unsurprising really. I wonder if their system has a bug.

[oorah]

don't give them that much credit
their whole system IS a bug

[blacksky]

My mistake. I'm used to having enemies who have some idea what they're doing.

un: wolverine

[danzan]

You came in through the storm, right?

Where did you wake up before you got here?

[blacksky]

Ahmedabad, India. Didn't quite look the way I remembered it. That's probably a bad sign, isn't it?

[danzan]

Sure, if you forget the fact this world's in fucking hell.

[blacksky]

Even if I tried I have a Catholic friend who reminds me at every opportunity that we are in Hell. Why are you asking?

[danzan]

Just wanted to make sure I wasn't the only one.

[blacksky]

Did everything go black for you too? Between waking up wherever you did and ending up here?

[danzan]

Yeah.

Seems right, though. Mind can't process however we got here, so mind goes black.

[ It reminds him of time-travel. ]

jjones, out of the blue

[underachievement]

[ welp. time to make good on that vow that she wouldn't kilgrave on her worst enemy ig ]

Are you pre or post kung fu party?

[blacksky]

[Wow Jess don't discriminate against murder dolls for crazy old white people!!!]

I don't remember any kung fu parties so let's say pre. I also don't know who this is so care to enlighten me? Unless the idea is to be anonymous in which case more power to you, JJ. Glad we had this chat.

[She can care less about entertaining some random person with vague references.]

[underachievement]

Jessica Jones.
I left you at the bottom of a mine shaft. [ she doesn't know the accurate architectural or geological term. ninja hole? ]

[blacksky]

[The name pings her immediately, but the need to be dismissive as always wins out.]

I don't really care what you did with a dead woman's body though I have to warn you the one person who does give a damn is going to take that very personally. You should watch out. He's got quite a temper.

[underachievement]

I've got bigger problems. Speaking of, it doesn't matter what you remember if you've read the damn bulletin board.

[blacksky]

I might have peeked at it. Too bad for you, JJ. I really respected how you handled that problem regardless of everyone's take on it back home or here for that matter.

You don't need me to flatter you, do you? Just tell me what you want and I'll see if interests me or not.